September 2009
57 posts
Artwiculate Turns Word-of-the-Day Vocabulary... →
The long-standing popularity of “word of the day” web sites and emails has been merged with Twitter to create Artwiculate, a Twitter-based word game that might passively expand your vocabulary…
Sep 29th
2 billion App Store downloads -- why no one can... →
We’ve done two billion app downloads in just over a year — a billion of them in the last quarter alone. Does anyone really think they can stop us? No way. Absolutely no way. We just put…
Sep 29th
Mainstream Press "Cringes" At Win7... →
lurking_giant writes “Well, Microsoft has done it again with the YouTube Windows 7 launch party video that is turning the stomachs of even the mainstream press with it’s clueless and campy marketing…
Sep 29th
Amazing POV Avalanche Footage →
Well……Skiing in an avalanche is still safer than having sex with Tila Tequila.
Sep 29th
Hot Chick →
This is definitely a win, but it’s always appropriate to throw in a hot chick wearing a funny shirt. Her only FAIL is being a Florida Gators fan.
Sep 26th
Spotted: Ultimate Apple Fanboy Visits The... →
People always send in tips about Steve Jobs‘ Mercedes being spotted (usually parked at some weird angle or in the handicap spot) at Apple HQ in Cupertino, CA. But today we have an even…
Sep 26th
Lance Armstrong's Wet (Literally) Dream:... →
And you thought Dahon would unveil their bicycle-powered USB-connector charger and then just sit on its laurels, eh?  WRONG.  Why stop with just recharging your iPhone when you can …
Sep 26th
Toilet Overflowing →
Sep 25th
It Took A Year, But Fitness Gadget Fitbit Will... →
Fitness gadget Fitbit was a hit at last year’s TechCrunch50, where it created a ton of buzz and was a runner-up for the top prize. Of course, we all know that it takes hardware…
Sep 25th
Yoga Teacher Training →
Sep 23rd
Dick Armey Is Fighting To Keep His Government... →
This week’s Bill Moyers’ Journal takes a look at former Texas congressman Dick Armey’s FreedomWorks, its role in formenting the Tea Party movement, and Armey’s role in opposing just about anything…
Sep 22nd
Comic for September 21, 2009 →
Sep 22nd
George W. Bush Chuckles To Self Upon Thinking... →
DALLAS—”Huh,” uttered the amused former world leader, reflecting upon how for eight years he controlled the executive branch of the most powerful nation on earth and acted as commander in chief of…
Sep 22nd
Google Is Searching For Beautiful Minds, But So... →
It used to be that M.I.T was filled with code-breakers. Part of the movie A Beautiful Mind takes place there and in real life it’s always had close ties with the military and intelligence…
Sep 22nd
FWIW, Jesus didn't always tell the truth,... →
Remember when Pilate is like, So is it true you’re going around saying you’re God, and Jesus is like, I dunno, dude, if you say so, right? I mean you’re the one who said it. And then Pilate…
Sep 22nd
Improve Your Fitness Through Group Training... →
As the saying goes, there is strength in numbers. Turns out this crowd mentality is especially helpful if you’re trying to meet a fitness goal. Photo by BL1961. The New York Times relays the…
Sep 20th
What A Long, Strange Trip It Has Been →
The year-long ordeal is over. The Violet Proto-Drake, with its coveted 310% flight speed, is mine. To reach this milestone, I: Prepared in last year’s Brewfest (yes, including the now…
Sep 20th
Borg lapdog says you should choose Windows 7 over... →
I’ve heard people say Win7 doesn’t suck as much as Vista. But to say it’s better than Snow Leopard? Really? Not just on par, but better? Man oh man. I mean I know the Borg is on a…
Sep 19th
Let's be honest -- things drifted a bit when I... →
So yeah, Snow Leopard had some issues. The iPod team spent a year and rolled out a Nano with a camera. Now people are bitching about the new iPhone operating system 3.1 update which…
Sep 19th
The More Fan Fiction You Write →
Livejournal accounts Connection with reality Sexual attraction to Sonic the hedgehog Bea Arthur, Super Saiyan 4 Gojita hook-ups written about Bea Arthur going Super Saiyan 4
Sep 18th
250 Years Before 'The Goonies' →
A pirate ship lies trapped inside a giant cave off the coast of Astoria, Oregon. One-Eyed Willie and his first mate Derek sit at a table covered with treasure. They’re surrounded by…
Sep 18th
Rihanna definitely has nipple rings →
It’s a dreary day where I’m at, so I thought I’d brighten things up by making it a Nipple Morning here on The Superficial. Starting off the festivities is Rihanna in New York yesterday whose pierced…
Sep 18th
How To Fix A Leak Fail →
Sep 18th
Kanye West is a Meme now! →
Kanye West has been on the site a lot the past two days, and he has now hit meme status.  I was sent these 2 pictures tonight (I did not produce these).  Use the contact form for any you make, and…
Sep 16th
SLC Punk →
R   Sep. 15th, 2009 - Sep. 22nd, 2009 Rent in iTunes Released 1999 - What’s it like being the only punk rockers in the biggest Mormon community in the world? Stevo (Matthew Lillard) and…
Sep 16th
Inappropriate Witticisms →
When I was in my mid-twenties I attended a singles mixer in San Francisco, held outdoors on a pier. It was a frightening place for a shy person. One very Dilbert-looking fellow (literally), in a…
Sep 16th
Colbert Blasts Kanye with Autotune (Video) →
Stephen defends the honor of his soulmate, Taylor Swift.
Sep 16th
The Difference Between Passion and Paranoia →
I have been taken to task in the past for railing against those whose rants against President Obama have crossed the line of reason and entered the dangerous world of paranoia. I include in this…
Sep 15th
A Lot Of People Hate Megan Fox. Not Just You. →
In an open letter to Michael Bay’s official website, three anonymous crew members who worked on both Transformer movies rip Megan Fox a new ass. Not the one I want to rip. It has been removed from…
Sep 15th
President Obama strongly supports Public Option in... →
DOWNLOADS: (923) PLAYS: (2166) I know there’s some debate over whether the president fully supports the public option and we know that the gang…
Sep 15th
Blogger sued by Evony for defamation, libel →
Serve me now, my lord! Blogger Bruce Everiss, author of the website BruceOnGames.com, has been sued by Evony LLC, the company behind the notorious online webgame Evony, formerly …
Sep 15th
Turn a 55-Gallon Drum into a Barbecue [DIY] →
Your BBQ and grilling exploits don’t require a premium barbecue—in fact with a little scavenging you can be sporting a spacious grill for very little cash outlay. Follow this simple tutorial…
Sep 14th
South Carolina’s Joe Wilson Faces The Wrath Of The... →
It seems just about everyone on the web is talking about Joe Wilson, the Republican Congressman from South Carolina (yes, our favorite state) who accosted President Obama during his speech…
Sep 11th
Pigeon transmits data faster than leading South... →
Here’s a sure-fire way to get noticed: take an overly trite expression and apply it literally to your complaint. Case in point: Unlimited IT, so exasperated by South Africa’s leading…
Sep 11th
Improved JotNot Turns Your iPhone Into A Document... →
Need a digitized version of a document, but you don’t have a flatbed scanner handy?  If you’ve got an iPhone, you’re in luck: the latest version of MobiTech 3000’s JotNot is here…
Sep 10th
Sega's Dreamcast turns 10, inspires us to find... →
In at least a few time zones, today is 09/09/09. Aside from being the same day that Apple holds a keynote on the left coast, Leica launches something and The Beatles: Rock Band…
Sep 10th
Stunningly Awful Demos: Five Things Not To Do in a... →
from: http://www.openforum.com/idea-hub/topics/the-world/article/stunningly-awful-demos-five-things-not-to-do-in-a-demo-guy-kawasaki Five things to avoid in a demo. (And I know I have been…
Sep 9th
The Political Psychology of American Politics →
Megan McArdle has previously postulated Jane’s Law. Jane’s Law: The devotees of the party in power are smug and arrogant. The devotees of the party out of power are insane. I think it’s a…
Sep 9th
Soccer Fail →
Sep 9th
Five million students going back to school are... →
(Cross-posted on the Google Students Blog) It’s always tough to bid farewell to summer and hit the books again, but for a few million students this back-to-school season, things are looking…
Sep 9th
Career Choice Fail →
Sep 9th
Thieves Clear Out NJ Apple Store In 31 Seconds →
theodp writes “An amazing surveillance tape of a burglary in progress at a New Jersey Apple Store shows five perps in masks smashing the plate-glass doors at 2:05 a.m., signaling to the security…
Sep 7th
Apple approves officially-licensed Commodore 64... →
Well, it’s almost certainly not a signal that Apple is opening the door to emulators of all sorts on the iPhone, but the newly (and finally) approved Commodore 64 emulator is still a…
Sep 7th
Snow Leopard Ruby Development Environment... →
I’m probably a bit late to the party with this article, but I’m a bit of a chicken so I thought I’d wait for the dust to settle a bit before installing Snow Leopard on the MacBook Pro I use for Ruby…
Sep 6th
Franken Talks Down Angry Mob!!! →
(Click Here To Watch The Video) I got to witness something really special the other day. About a dozen tea party activists had staked out Sen. Al Franken’s booth at the Minnesota…
Sep 5th
Can We Have Buckley Back? →
Over the last few days, Jon Henke has laid out the case for the Right more strongly disavowing outfits like WorldNetDaily that actively peddle Birther nonsense. To the extent the mainstream…
Sep 5th
Circle of death →
Sep 5th
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Lost His Load Fail →
Sep 5th
Your family vacation, McDonalds, and the MMO genre →
Keen has a well written post about his return to WoW and what the game is all about now. Read it made me realize the difference between some people in the real world, one that also seems to…
Sep 5th
The fear of impact in the MMO genre. →
The MMO genre is a funny place. On the one hand, it promises to let you play with thousands of other players and share adventures together, while on the other it sets you up to be a hero doing…
Sep 5th